Alchemists and farmers endeavored to breed the perfect cow for sweet milk and tender meat. Unfortunately their experiments went too far and eventually created the utterly useless Pygmy Cow.

Disappointed by their failure, they let loose their entire herd. The undomesticated pygmy cow is rarely seen anymore.

Hit Point Max: 200
Difficulty:
Speed: 8
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Resist/Weakness: Bonk this poor creature for a giggle

Special Attacks: Startled, the poor cow deposits a steaming heap of dung onto the ground.

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Comments: You can't attack the poor cow!

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